caesar salads: undefeated at 2 victories of significant note (which analysts strongly argue to be defaults and therefore completely underwhelming). scandal broke out at a pivotal midyear game when after a dispute, a tie was issued as some key players were rumored to be moonlighting for the softball team. although it's obvious in those alarmingly square shoulders and mousey ponytails, evidence has not been conclusive as of yet. the caeser salads continue to use numbers to their advantage and seem to be infinitely replaceable, with no standouts thus far. no team representation could be reached for a quote, but some insiders watching early practices have said of the team everything from "yawn." to "ew, seriously?" forecasters speculate the caeser salads seem to be in the safe zone as of now, but that their continually simplistic and straight-forward strategy will cost them as major defeats in the future. you go, cosmo-girls.
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wildcats: 0, all teams having choked at critical for-keeps points in the season in a disappointing streak, "heartbreaking," according to fans. morale is rallying, however, and the wildcats are currently scoping out rookies for fall league with most of the senior roster having taken the summer off to pursue other interests. a spokesperson for the team has reiterated for us the complexity of the wildcat playbook, with strong emphasis on artistry and the personal development of their star players in a quality-over-doormat strategy. "many are indimidated by the rigourous demands of the wildcats and many potentials drop out during training, but our league is extremely elite and continutes to foster some incrdible talent." "and no uglies allowed," team managers f. scott and uncle karl pointed out in a recent interview. rumor has it the wildcats have never been in better or more tanned form and look forward to a strong showing-off. how do they do it with all that jewelery? and in heels no less, the bitches are back.
